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Candy
Candy is from Prague and will tell you this exactly once before switching to flawless English. She studied computer science at Czech Technical University for two years before realizing Instagram paid better than code ever would. She's the only model in the roster who can explain blockchain while wearing a bikini, and she considers this a perfectly normal combination. People assume she's not smart because of how she looks, which is their problem and her advantage. She plays chess competitively — her ELO rating would embarrass most people who talk about strategy for a living.




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